Blast from the Past: Jessica Simpson vs. Catherine Bell

[TMA]

This has always been a favor of mine.
I like Simpsy, and Cat has always been my favorite catfighter.

Put them together, and I'd never expect Jessica to come out on top, much less dominate, Cat. But it's written in a way that somehow makes it plausible. I love that Cat believe the humiliation that is dished out to her. She never sees it coming, and that makes it all the hotter.

[billblah]

Thanks for the story TMA. I must admit that I hadn?t read it from K&G page. But I really enjoyed it although in my fantasy the big ?Cat? destroys the arrogant blonde. I think she is too much for Jessica. But it was an irritated story, as usual when a small size and weak woman dominates a bigger opponent. And of course I love the paragraph which including my beloved Charlize. A tag team catfight story between Charlize & Cameron vs. Cat & Shannon would be perfect?

[SamJ]

Aaah, this brings back memories!

I forget how long ago it was that I first posted this, though I guess it was probably circa 2003 since that was when Jess was 23.

Looking back, I was never more than 90% happy with choosing Jessica as the bully. She fitted the bill pretty well, but had too much of a reputation as a jobber. If I was looking to choose somebody for the bully role today, I think I would go in a different direction.

I wanted somebody who was blonde (both physically and mentally). And much younger than Cat. And shorter and lighter. And attractive of course, with an impressive rack. And somebody who Catherine (and the reader) would expect Cat to dominate without too much trouble, yet was still believable as having a real mean streak once she got the upper hand.

I think I have an idea who I would "cast" if I was writing this story today, but I'd be interested to see if anyone else comes up with the same name.

So who would you choose to cast as the young bully?

And who would you choose as the wimp that she was bullying when Cat arrives?

And although I would still favour Cat for the starring role, I guess we should probably look for somebody about seven years younger, any candidates?

[billblah]

First of all thanks for the amazing story Sam. As for your request there are some proposals in your side. I mean a weak short girl against a tough big opponent.

In Jessica?s style there are women like Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Sienna Miller, Keira Knightly(brunette and not so short but the meaning of weak) or Sarah Michelle Gellar (I always found her weak and overrated maybe because has the icon of bitch). Cat would destroy them irl after few moments. But a story with big-cat humiliated by a weak woman would be very irritated also.

In case of Catherine?s younger replacements there are some tough big gals like Amanda Righetti, Jessica Biel, Olga Kurylenko and Nadia Bjorlin (but all of them much younger). At seven years younger are Milla Jovovich, Charlize (also hot as blond and brunette) and Angelina or Ali Landry and Shannon Elizabeth (both 5 years older).

But I like to read a story of you at this style with your ideal pair? so ?play it again Sam?!

[ab6727]

simpson is my favourite.:mooning:

[SamJ]

In Jessica?s style there are women like Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Sienna Miller, Keira Knightly(brunette and not so short but the meaning of weak) or Sarah Michelle Gellar (I always found her weak and overrated maybe because has the icon of bitch). Cat would destroy them irl after few moments. But a story with big-cat humiliated by a weak woman would be very irritated also.

SMG might have worked seven years ago, but I wouldn't pick her for the role today.

I hadn't considered Scarlett, and I guess she might fit, but she wouldn't be my first choice.

Sienna is too tall (and not young enough) and the others don't have the required blonde bimbo factor.

Ali Landry might work as the brunette, but for me she doesn't have the same air of invincibiity as the would-be enforcer that Cat did.